What's better than a dozen roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Riddles Jokes
What do get when you cross a refrigerator...
What do get when you cross a refrigerator with...
Marital bliss?????????
Getting married is very much like going to a c...
Stop!!
What did the stop-light say to the car?
Don...
Six Scared of Seven
Why was six scared of seven
Because seven ei...
How can you tell if you're in Canada?...
How can you tell if you're in Canada?
In Jul...
Why did the tree cross the road?
To get it's roots!
Can't Eat for Breakfast
What are two things you can never eat for brea...
Fisherman Riddles
Q.What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in...
Simple Math Questions
I am going to ask you three questions. And you...
Why did Miss Tomato turn red?...
Why did Miss Tomato turn red?
Because she s...
Light as a Feather
What's as light as a feather but takes at leas...
Piano Riddles
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down ...
Soft Thing
I can be very soft. You have to put me in very...
Honk if...
Bumper sticker I spotted recently on the 405 f...
Traffic Light
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You woul...
Phun With Fonetics
A little game to play while you're bored at wo...
What's the definition of a male chauvinist...
What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig...
What Do You Call
What do you call the crust in a woman's underp...
Between the Legs
What did one leg say to the other?
Between yo...
Potato Prostitutes
Q: Two potatoes are standing on the street cor...
Silly Washington riddle
Q. Why was Washington buried standing up? A...
Joy
Why do they put the soap detergaint Joy on the...
Two Atoms
Two atoms are walking down the street and they...
Whats worse?
Q. Whats brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. W...