What's six inches long, two inches wide, and...
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and d...
Riddles Jokes
Why does the king stand on the balcony high...
Why does the king stand on the balcony high ab...
A bunch of One Liners
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't...
The Doughboy
Q: what do you see when the doughboy bends ove...
Varsity Cheerleader
Whats the definition of gross?
When a varsity...
Quick Lincoln Riddle
Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
A...
Shit-Zhu and Bulldog
If a Shit-Zhu and a Bulldog mate, what would w...
What's the beggining of eternity,...
What's the beggining of eternity,
The end of ...
Why didn't the kitten cross the road?...
Why didn't the kitten cross the road?
Becau...
Pregnant woman and a light bulb
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant w...
A really Un-PC riddle
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your b...
Houses Made of...
If red houses are made of redwood and white ho...
Same Pronunciation
What word can be pronounced the same even if y...
What has four legs and a trunk?...
What has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on ...
Pool Table
What has four legs, is big green and fuzzy and...
Circus and a Whorehouse
What's the difference between a circus and a w...
Mummy Race
Who won the mummy race?
It was dead even!
Quick Joke
What has four legs but no ears?
Mike Tyson's...
Blow it Dry
Why do wemen fart after they pee?
So they can...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Amish
What do you call an amish guy with his hand up...
What's black, white, green and brown?...
What's black, white, green and brown?
A cow ...
What's the difference between a mathematician,...
What's the difference between a mathematician,...
The Murder
The Press swarmed as Gus Refer cut the ribbon ...
Bus Driver
You are driving a bus. At the first stop 10 pe...