My friend got me a sweater for Christmas...
I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, ...
Religion Jokes
The Italian Barber (source: my dad)
“What we do for you today?” asked the barber.
...
What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity?
It's his altar ego.
For some reason the Pope didn't...
sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese c...
The Legend of Toxic Chemical Smoothie
Sit right down and I’ll share the tale
Of how ...
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday
I still love Easter, Baby.
I am too intelligent for class I, please promote me to class III
A teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with on...
What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common?
They're both a pan o' Tony.
I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas...
I'm not sure what to make of it.
Christmas Angel
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the traine...
my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas
my so-so grandmother got me socks
This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife
I thought it was a great trade.
Cheer me up for Christmas
can you guys tell me jokes to cheer me up? i'm ...
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I a...
I got two front teeth for Christmas!
I have no idea who they belong to.
Why some put angels as Christmas tree toppers.
One year, Santa procrastinated too much and had...
Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?
He got coal for Christmas.
An orphan had a rough year...
He had been adopted three times. The first fami...
What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?
I need some for tonight.
What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve."
Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India?
We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.