Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Caught in the Act


A man returning home a day early from a busine...

Stinky Feet, Bad Breath


A young couple were on their honeymoon. The hu...

Not that much


A middle aged Jewish gentleman is out to dinne...

Accountant Math!


An accountant decided to leave his wife one da...

A quote on marriage


If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don'...

A POEM FOR MOMS AND DADS


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity ...

"Opened a can of corn instead."


Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other in
qui...

A man and a Doberman


Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral p...

Wife #


Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Fl...

Nosy husband...


My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's w...

A mother's dictionary


Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to ge...

4 letter words


A young couple got married and went on their h...

Buy a New Bra


A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfa...

My mother for dinner


The wife phoned her husband in the office and ...

Gone fishing


A man phones home from his office and tells hi...

A quote on marriage


Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also...

ROSEBUDS


There was a young woman who lived with her gra...

30 years on


A couple gets married, and thirty years later ...

A quote on marriage


Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman y...

Quick Thinking!


A wife and her husband were having a dinner pa...

One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room


One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living r...

Bedridden


A husband a wife were celebrating their 90th w...

Lamaze class


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

A quote on marriage


Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the ...

Husband's Midlife Crisis


Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:

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