Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Bring My Wife


The married business executive had to make a t...

Things Change With Marriage


"Before I married my wife," a husband once sai...

Shot To The Heart


Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was ...

An Evil Curse


Once upon a time there was a Prince who, throu...

Correct Male Responses


What makes these questions so bad is that ever...

Put Your Foot In It


One evening after work, a man drove his secret...

Taper off


A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and fin...

I wish for you now...


i wish flor you now,
you wish for me never,
...

Fly a kite


A father and his son were in the backyard tryi...

Elementary Banana


"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as...

Men and Women


1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A...

Husband Nicknames


One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the...

Going Out


My parents had not been out together in quite ...

Where Did I come From?


One day our Little niece Rita went up to her m...

Tornadoes and Marriage


Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?


A:...

Nice boyfriend(?)


One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfr...

Bring My Wife


The married business executive had to make a t...

Insurance


Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda J...

Husband Looks Bad


The doctor came out of the operating room to t...

Widow


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where h...

Laryngitis contagious, Doc?


"Is my laryngitis contagious, Doc?"
"Under th...

Too Much!


A couple returned from their honeymoon and it'...

Marriage Secrets...


Secret tips for making a marriage last...


M...

Mean Dog


One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when h...

A Mother's Teachings


1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "...