Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Mule in demand


A man was traveling down a country road when h...

Wash it please


A man comes home at the evening after the work...

How many?


Since their wedding day three years before, Hi...

My Call


A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me...

Both croaked.


A man came home and found his wife in bed with...

New cow


A man and his wife were on a train passing thr...

Senior Travel


A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:


A...

Annoyance


What is the best way to annoy your wife/husban...

He Said - She Said


He Said...She Said:


He said... I don't know...

A quote on marriage


If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry....

Cannibal spider


Did you hear about the cannibal spider that at...

Boss of the House


I am not the boss of my house. I don't know wh...

Unused?


A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, wa...

"i haven't f***** the wife! "


The farmer early in the morning comes out, pee...

THE BLONDE'S SISTER


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her...

Beautiful


A man was just coming out of anesthesia after ...

Lost It All


A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all -...

Whats for Dinner


A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk a...

Point Of View


1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know he...

Wife or Country?


The CIA is hiring and is considering three men...

Webster


Like a lot of husbands through-out history, We...

Aunt Maud for lunch


Girl: We had Aunt Maud for lunch last Sunday.
...

Honey, I have a headache...


A police officer, though scheduled for all-nig...

My salary


A guy knocks to his neighbor's door. neighbor'...

A quote on marriage


My wife says if I go fishing one more time she...