The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
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