Racial Jokes
The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born.
EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'
What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?
Christian Bale
Lucky jew.
A really old jew won the lottery. There's a lit...
What's it called when Batman leaves the church early?
Christian Bale
There was a white doctor in African village
After a while the local realised that some wome...
What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?
Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night w...
A rabbi, a catholic priest and Abraham Lincoln.
A rabbi, a catholic priest and Abraham Lincoln ...
A joke for (and by) Northern Irish people.
Made from two redditors' comments on the death ...
A married couple decide to spice-up their love life by bringing another person into their lives.
Naturally, they decide to post on Craigslist.
...
What does Batman like with his whiskey?
(Gravely voice) "Just ice."
If you love batman, let him go...
Batman returns.
A passenger plane starts losing altitude.....
A passenger plane starts losing altitude so the...
My boss told me to "dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Ba...
So a cetologist found a formula to stop aging in certain species
Dr. Smalls was a world famous cetologist who fo...
I thought it was you
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees...
Did you hear there was a blackout last night?
Don't worry, we caught him
What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin"
An American, A Mexican, and an African Man are on an island...
they meet a genie who decides to grant them eac...
A chinese couple moves to Africa
and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months l...
Have you seen the last BATMAN vs. WOLVERINE movie ??
It was very prestigious !!!
ok, I tried..
This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks.
I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.
What does Batman put in his drinks?
Just ice.