Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper?
He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee...
Racial Jokes
What did the African have for breakfast?
E Bol A Cereal
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can walk into a store without Robin.
A married couple walks up to the dining room
and sits down. The two want to eat dinner. The ...
An African, a Mexican, and an American...
An african, a mexican, and an american are stan...
What did the West African boy eat for breakfast?
Ebola oatmeal...
What do you call Batman skipping out on church?
Christian Bail
Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, l...
What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses?
Parabola!
^i'll ^shut ^up^now.
The teacher in science class asks Little Johnny...
"Why do African American people have yellow eye...
An African man walks into a US hospital with feverish symptoms...
Once he makes it past the sliding doors in his ...
How do you kill 15 flies at once?
Slap an African child in the face.
Why was I named after Adolf Hitler...
Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!
African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life...
But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no...
What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler?
Hitler can't finish a race
What did batman tell robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
Why do African casinos always go out of business?
Because there's too many cheetahs.
What do you call batman when he misses church?
Christian Bail
What is it called when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What's the difference between a black man and batman?
Batman can go a day without robin.
What do you call a Batman that skips church?
Christian Bale
What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common?
They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).
Batman's identity revealed
Batman was identified as Christian Bale Sunday...