Whats it called when batman leaves church early?
Christian Bale
Racial Jokes
What do you name an African tech startup?
Double Click!
(Okay, Khoisan only.)
What does Batman get in his drink?
Just ice
What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman knew his parents before they were shot.
Why can't Two-Face kill Batman?
Because he's two Dents.
what do you call it when Batman skips church?
a Christian Bale
What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."
A mans monkey was very sick...
...so he took it to the vet.
Doctor: "Bobo wil...
Knock knock anti-joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Adolf Hitler . . .
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor
and says "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta...
I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most.
"Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park th...
Blockbuster Joke
George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron w...
Why should you never play poker with African cats?
Because they're cheetahs.
What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter?
Not z, that's for sure.
There was a blackout last night...
Don't worry, I got him.
What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?
......Bloke chaps.
Play me off Johnny!
Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?
Because it was rated "PG"
What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?
Conditioner Gordon.
Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon...
...Because Marathons are the master race.
What's the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go out in the night without robin.^S...
The Duck in the Bar
A man walks into a bar with a metal box under o...
Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning?
'cause you can't Shaka Zulu.