What does Sodium and Batman have in common?
NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN
i'll just see myself...
Racial Jokes
What do you call tiny batman?
Lil Wayne
What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
How do you know your local police are South African?
They take "To catch a thief, you have to be a t...
Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however..
he did kill Hitler.
NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr
"The first million is the hardest"
- Adolf Hitler
What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bail
What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?
The krypton-knight.
What do you call.....
What do you call dead black people in a barn?
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What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen?
Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes
How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but every time he does he causes a bla...
The World's Best Ethnic Joke - to the max
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Afghan, Ålan...
Silvio Berlusconi tells the bunga-bunga joke...
Silvio Berlusconi explains that it was a joke b...
Yesterday I went rollerblading, and I ran into batman. So I say "Oy! Batman! Come skate with me! . . . "
But Batman just says "I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PA...
Batman opened a restaurant...
But he's serving just desserts.
What does Batman do with all his spare money?
He makes it wayne
Why was the garbage man arrested?
Because he was bin laden.
Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit?
Because they hear there are no jobs there.
Hurricane Malt Liquor:
Because the power shouldn't be the only thing e...
What video game would Adolf Hitler play?
Mein Kraft.
Blue Collar Work
Where does the blue collar chicken work?
The ...
A little girl is at school...
A little girl is at school when her teacher tel...