Batman was arrested today in the Vatican
He was released on Christian Bale
Racial Jokes
What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving?
Being a starving African Child.
Please stop calling it "Black Friday"
That's offensive. It's "African American Day Be...
I'm going our shopping for Black Friday
Er...sorry. African American Friday.
Batman giving his Batmobile to robin
Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.
Ro...
At the Bar last evening, there was a blackout....
..Good thing, I had a light beer.
How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC)
Here comes the aeroplane...
A guy goes the video store...
- Excuse me, could I rent Batman Forever?
- So...
What do you call it when the guy who played Batman skips church?
Christian Bail.
What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse?
If the rubber blows, you're dead
So my African american friend told me he was richer and had more things then me.
So i told him "At least i can say Hi dad and Th...
What are the worst kind of ticks?
Politics, unless you are Downfall's Adolf Hitle...
whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler
Michael Phelps can finish a race
I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden
Two shots and splash of water.
"Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."
"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed ...
What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?
They both got their backdoors smashed in before...
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welsh...
This bloke said to me
This bloke said to me, "Tim, as a young boy, wa...
What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda?
One of them is a cunning runt.
Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class?
He didn't like showing his work; was only inter...
How do you kill 20 flies?
Slap an african in the face
What does Batman get in his drink?
Just Ice
Scooby and the gang on Family Fortunes
The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an...