Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How many sheep do I have?


There once was a blonde who was very tired of ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?


- To escape an oppressive military regime.

When he steals a base


Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
A:...

How do you circumcise a redneck?


How do you circumcise a redneck?


KICK HIS SI...

Whats the difference


Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a...

When a sign that says


When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" remin...

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?...


What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
...

Whose baby is it, anyhow?


A sailor came home from a secret two year miss...

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl wit


What do you get when you cross a sorority girl...

why did the turtle cross the road?...


why did the turtle cross the road?


to get t...

How Many Men to Open


How many men does it take to open a beer? ...

What's black, white, green and brown?...


What's black, white, green and brown?


A cow ...

Who's that?


A young boy was looking through the family alb...

What's the difference between a mathematician,...


What's the difference between a mathematician,...

How Many Sheep?


A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote ...

When he eats his first Brownie


Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
...

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?


What did the bird say when his cage fell apart...

How come there were only 10,000 Mexicans at...


How come there were only 10,000 Mexicans at th...

What?


Rodney was reading the morning newspaper when ...

What can she do that


Gregory finally found the nerve to tell his fi...

What do get when you cross a refrigerator...


What do get when you cross a refrigerator with...

Why did Monica always drink


Why did Monica always drink with a straw while...

When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no...


When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern...