Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

How can you tell if you are looking at a police...

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? Th...

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for...

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a cat...

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

What is the difference between the government a...

Why is Congress like a cold?

Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes ...

Why are Vampires Democrats?

Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2...

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

What do you get if you pour boiling water down ...

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world...

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For har...

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a...

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Becaus...

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food res...

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?...

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He...

Why are rabbits never gold?

Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell ...

Why are rabbits like calculators?

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both mul...

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a trai...

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their par...

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? U...

What's a rabbits' favourite car?

What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just...

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

What's a rabbits' favorite song?

What's a rabbits' favorite song? Hoppy Birthday...