Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her ...

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its...

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on...

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his...

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bough...

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

What did the mama pig say to her bad little pig...

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped...

How does a pig write home?

How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? S...

How do you take a pig to hospital?

How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No ...

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a ...

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He buil...

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter...

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ...

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the ...

When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.

When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed...

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

How many cops does it take to throw a man down ...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

How many LA cops does it take to change light b...

How many cops does it take to change light bulb?

How many cops does it take to change light bulb...

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

What did the police officer say to his stomach?...

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

What nickname did the police give to the new bl...

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

What nickname did the police give to the new bl...