Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How Darth Vader Stole Christmas


In a cut sequence from the Return of the Jedi,...

What the woman wants


An old woman is riding the elevator in a very ...

When VW Rabbits first came


When VW Rabbits first came out, they still had...

How is a man like a snow fall?...


How is a man like a snow fall?


-You never kn...

How to get a guy to like you


How do you get a guy to like you?
Tell him th...

How Men Work


This list is a general disclaimer for any wive...

How do u eat urs?


At first a little nibble, then a slow and temp...

what is the difference between


what is the difference between a catfish and a...

Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?


Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?
A: He...

Who want's to be 100


When a grandmother was in her late eighties, s...

How do you get a nun pregnant?...


How do you get a nun pregnant?


- Dress her u...

How About That


Two law partners were walking down the street ...

How to Sell Lawnmowers


A young man just got a new job running the reg...

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?


Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To...

When all else fails, read


When all else fails, read the instructions.

How Flat are you?


Roses are red
Violets are black
I hope your ...

Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers


A New York family bought a ranch out West wher...

How do you recycle a used tampon?...


How do you recycle a used tampon?


As a tea b...

What's on your back?


Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a Germa...

What should you give a man who has everything?...


What should you give a man who has everything?...

What ghost haunts a sports team?...


What ghost haunts a sports team?


Team spriri...

What is your name?


Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the suns...

What I'm Called?


A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, ta...

Why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ:


11. Those who have it would be devastated if i...

How can you tell Bill Clinton is lying


Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telli...