Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
They had been meeting that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others' friendship.
One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, "Please don't be angry with me dear, but I am embarrassed. After all these years, what is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't."
The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for 2 full minutes, and finally says, "How soon do you have to know?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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