Pope Jokes

Pope Jokes

The Queen of England and the Pope were at a public Mass in Dublin...

The Queen of England and the Pope were at a pub...

A Drunk Man . . .

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a...

What is the similarity between MacDonalds and the Pope

They both like putting meat in 10 year old buns

The Pope visits America

So the pope is visiting the U.S. and is in New ...

The pope is riding in the back seat of a limo.

The pope asks the driver "Would you mind if I s...

The Pope goes for a drive

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at t...

Whats the difference between a Pope and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is a...

Bishop to the Pope,

Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your nam...

I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City.

As I was talking about the pope, we turned a co...

A drunk man and a priest

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a s...

Arnold's is long and hard..

The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't ...

The Pope walked into a bar

and was arrested for diddling little boys.

One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk

He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to ...

Bernie Sanders meets the Pope

Apparently they met on the first day of Passove...

I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys...

... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic

The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak

but the Vatican couldn't afford it.