What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Pope Jokes
Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Pope Francis and a Boy Scout are all on a plane that is about to crash...
They quickly realize there are only four parach...
What is the Pope's favorite breakfast?
Eggs Benediction.
The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. H...
The Pope among the people
The Pope comes to visit Los Angeles for a large...
The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently.
It was a blessing in disguise.
my daughter's joke
How does the Pope fly to Mass?
In his HolyCopter.
The Pope's Alaska Visit
The Pope went on vacation to visit Alaska. He w...
Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name’s day Your Holiness!
Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your nam...
At a recent meeting at the Vatican the pope joked "I've never seen so many priests in one room"
I guess he's never been to a kids party then
Arthritis
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a...
What does a catholic eat at the movies?
Pope-Corn
A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of...
Why does the Pope always win at chess?
He has so many Bishops!
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer:
Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from ...
5 people are in a plane that is about to crash.
The five people are:
-Trump
-Morgan Freeman
-L...
Why did the pope have so many children?
Because his condom was a little holy...
Paris Jokes
I have had these jokes since the beginning of t...
There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches
It's called "Papal View".
The Pope, the President, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar
Which is surprising given the level of security...
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day...
He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt...
polish priest sacked by the Vatican......
Well that's really taken the shine off the pope...
The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret...
The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel.