The pope is riding in the back seat of a limo.

The pope asks the driver "Would you mind if I sat up in the front seat next to you?"

The driver agrees "Yes, of course, but why wouldn't you want to sit back there?"

"Because people always treat me too well and I would just like a little bit of change for once."

The driver stopped the car and let the pope sit next to him.

A few minutes pass, and the pope asks the driver if they can swap clothing.

The driver says "sure" and asks why.

"The clothes I'm wearing are so hot," the pope responds, "your's looks much more comfortable."

The driver stops the car and they swap clothes.

Another minute passes and the pope asks if he can drive.

The driver asks why, and the pope says that he wants some freedom for once.

The car is stopped and the pope takes the wheel.

Instantly the pope begins driving as fast as he can.

They drift around corners and run through red lights.

A siren goes off and after a short chase they get pulled over.

The cop walks up to the limo and looks through the window.

His eyes widen.

Immediately the cop calls his boss.

"Hey, what should I do if I caught an important person speeding?"

His boss replies "Give them a ticket, how important can they be?"

The cop says "Very important."

"Who is this? The governor or something?"

"More important."

"A supreme court member?"

"More important."

The boss is getting confused.

"Is this the president?"

"More important."

The boss is getting angry.

"WHO IN THE WORLD IS THIS MAN?"

"I don't know, but the pope is his driver."