The Pope comes to visit Los Angeles for a large conference. He realizes that he's been among the church elders for so long that he's lost touch with the common people. So he slips into some street clothes and heads downtown. While walking around, he is repeatedly propositioned by hookers.
"$50 for some head?" "You want some head, honey? $50"
This confuses him because he doesn't know modern slang. The next day back at the conference, he pulls one of the local nuns aside and asks her.
"I'm sorry to bother you sister, but I must ask: What is head?"
"$50, same as downtown."
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