They quickly realize there are only four parachutes and one of them is going to die.
Barack Obama says "I am the leader of the free world and commander in chief. I also have two daughters that need me. I must survive!" He takes a parachute and he jumps out of the plane.
Donald Trump says "I am richest man in the world. I have a multi-billion dollar company and many jobs depend on me! I am going to make America great again, I must survive!" He takes a parachute and he jumps out of the plane.
Hillary Clinton says "I am the World's Smartest Woman! The world needs me! I must survive!" She takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
There's only one parachute left and Pope Francis looks at the boy scout and says "I am old and haven't many years left, you should take the parachute, young man."
The boy scout says "There's still another parachute for you too! The World's Smartest Woman took my backpack!"
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