Plant Jokes

Plant Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his ...

What kind of apple has a short temper?

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab a...

What is the left side of an apple?

What is the left side of an apple? The part tha...

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

What did the apple say to the apple pie? You've...

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

What did the worm want to do when he grew up? H...

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an a...

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was h...

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

What's the difference between a worm and an app...

What reads and lives in an apple ?

What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ...

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew

The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Ch...

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Becaus...

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Becaus...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must ge...

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting ...