I used to be afraid of gardening...
...but then I decided to grow a pear.
Pear Jokes
What did the religious pear say to the grape that lost his wife?
"Everything happens for a raisin"
Scared of eating genetically modified fruit?
Grow a pear.
Why can't you have two Apple watches?
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A kid has a pear-shaped head
The poor kid is feeling down because everyone a...
Bon Jovi published a diet book
It's called "Living on a Pear"
I'm bad at this, but here we go
So one day I was walking to the store; because ...
Why don't boobies make apple juice?
BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUE...
Beeping from the walls.
There was this Pear that lived in an apartment ...
My friend told me he wanted to plant an orchard.
I told him to grow a pear.
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks Why do you have a pear on your head?
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his hea...
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, wha...
My Undersized Load
Shortly after we moved to rural South Carolina,...
Hanna who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.....