Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "S...
Nerdy Jokes
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's acros...
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinit...
Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he...
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection be...
Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.
Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.
Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck...
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's...
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion funct...
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in o...
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations...
Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for est...
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the w...
"It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris.
"It works on my machine" always holds...
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he do...
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.
Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.
Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications ...
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies...
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key...
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous.
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get t...
Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by lo...
To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerab...