Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
Chuck Norris protocol design method has no stat...
Nerdy Jokes
Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even ...
Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete be...
Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
Chuck Norris can install iTunes without install...
Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one l...
Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has...
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Ch...
Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes ...
Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a fl...
Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
With Chuck Norris P = NP.
With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondetermi...
Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norr...
No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck N...
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAN...
Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is ...
The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien cont...
Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads...
Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test ca...