Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types &...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just s...
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern.
Chuck Norris does not need to know about class ...
The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster ups...
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman pro...
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applicati...
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because p...
Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection...
There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, ...
Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes...
Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exception...
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs...
Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.
Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programm...