Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes t...
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Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.
Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the...
Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Ki...
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fi...
Chuck Norris types with one finger.
Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points i...
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Tes...
If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.
If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, ...
Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features.
Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more ...
Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris af...
Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he ca...
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit ...
Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to ...
Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run.
Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of ...
Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abst...
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* ...
Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without d...