A drummer got bored with his instrument and decided to take up the accordion instead. Walking into a music shop, he spotted one he liked and asked the shopkeeper, "how much is that accordion by the wall?"
The shopkeeper looked at him and said, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yes, how did you know?" he said.
"That's the radiator."
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