Two hunters were looking for a place to hunt. They come to an old farmer’s house and one of them goes to the house to ask the man if they can hunt there.
The old man says “only if you can put my mule down, he’s in pain in his old age and it’s time for him to go.”
When the hunter is going back out to his friend he says “That mean old man won’t let us hunt here! I’ll show him, I’ll shoot his mule!” The first hunter turns around and shoots the mule.
Then as he turns around, **BAM BAM BAM** “There that will show him, I shot his cows too!”
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