and selected a fine young girl. As he was taking her back to the farm, the mule decides he needs a break, and stops. The farmer pulls a two by four from under the wagon seat, hits the mule over the head with it, and yells "That's one!"
After a few more miles, the mule stops again. The man clops him over the head with the two by four, and yells "That's two!"
Another half hour goes by. The mule stops again. The man pulls out a revolver, yells at the mule "That's three!" and shoots the mule in the head.
The new bride is upset at this and asks "You didn't have to do *that*, did you?"
The man just looks at her and says "That's one!"
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