Hillbilly Sound

There was a magician and his aprentice on top of a mountain. The magician
said to his apprentice, "I need two dead people for my next experiment."
So the apprentice went down the mountain and found two dead people. There
liscenses showed they were Mrs. Hill and Mr. Hill. He took them up the
mountain to the castle. The minute the apprentice stepped in the door he
heard music. He knew not to disturb his master when he was listening to
music so he took the bodies down to the celler. He put them on the table.
Suddenly, the music grew louder and the bodies started rising; he decided
he could disturb his master so he ran up the stairs singing, "The Hills
are alive, with the sound of music!"