Mouse Jokes

Mouse Jokes

Texan Computer Terms


"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy...

101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

AST technical support


AST technical support had a called complaining...

Aircraft Maintenance Problems and Solutions


Never let it be said that ground crews and eng...

Top 10 Signs your cat has learned your Internet Password


Top Ten Signs your cat has learned your Intern...

Light mouse work.


Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: L...

Redneck computer term


Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

17 ways to tell if a redneck is on your computer


1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2...

more humor


1. Depression is merely anger without enthuias...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

Who?


What has four legs and a trunk?


A mouse goin...

If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer


What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here...

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC...

Helpdesk #2


A woman called the Canon help desk with a prob...

Cat in Heaven


One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes ...

Maxims for the Internet Age


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

Chili


A man walks into a resteraunt and orders a bow...

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer


Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy th...

Disney...


Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so...

Ventriloquist


A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the ...

A Cat's Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

Computer Poem


A computer was something on TV from a science ...

Help stories from Tech Support


An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Su...

Disneyland Olympics


From Topfive.comThe Top 17 Differences if the ...