Moth Jokes
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: M...
The Moth Joke (credit to Norm MacDonald)
This is my absolute favorite joke of all time. ...
A patient comes to a doctor
A patient comes to a doctor and says:
"Doctor...
Moths
Q: How do you know when a moth farts? A: It fli...
A guy walks into a dentist's office late in the evening
A guy walks into a dentist's office late in the...
What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand?
One happy big-assed moth!
A man goes to the doctors...
and says "I think I'm a moth"
The Doctor says,...
Why did the moth kill the other moth?
He was a member of the Mothia.
Edit: Thanks g...
A guy walks into a dental office...
and he says to the dentist, "I think I'm a moth...
A giant moth walks into a psychiatrist's office...
and the doctor, taken slightly aback, wonders w...
Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?
It’s the old meth math moth myth.
A polar bear brings his car in to the mechanic
Mechanic tells him that it will be a few hours ...
The Moth
A moth went into a podiatrist's office, an...
A groaner just for you...
Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothba...
Moth Man
A man walks into the dentist's office and says,...
So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office..
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the...
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball.
The Moth
Bloke walks into a chippy and says, 'Please hel...
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas b...
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did yo...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of th...
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did yo...
How can you make a moth ball ?
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fl...