A guy walks into a dentist's office late in the evening. The dentists inquires how he can be of service.
The guy just stands there and then replies "I think I'm a moth".
"I see", says the dentist. "But I'm not sure I can do anything to assist with that. You see, I'm a dentist. I fix and clean teeth".
"Yeah", says the guy. "I know. I saw the sign on the door".
"So why are you here?" asks the dentist.
"Well, the light was on".
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