Moth Jokes

Moth Jokes

What insect lives on nothing ?

What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because ...

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a mo...

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? ...

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking...

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon characte...

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

What do you get if you cross a moth with a fire...

How do you make a moth bawl?

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly...

What insect lives on nothing?

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because i...

How can you make a moth ball ?

How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fl...

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

What flies around your light at night and can b...

Never text Dad for help

Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of ...