Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?
They are both crushed-asians
Lobster Jokes
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ.
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A poor man is idly wandering down the street. W...
What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?
They're both crushed-asians
Whats the worst part about Crabgrass?
It's Not Lobster.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed A...
A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night..
and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes bac...
Topical Jokes for 7/8
In the World Cup, Germany trounced Brazil 7-1, ...
A man goes to a prostitute
and later he finds out he has crabs. When he go...
One day a boy...
One day a boy walked into his dads room. The da...
What did the lobster do at the disco?
Pulled a muscle.
Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?
They were both two shellfish
What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?
Finding crabs on your organ.
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CR...
Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?
Having crabs on yer organ!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the see weed.
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what wil...
How does a lobster answer the phone?
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.
Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one cla...