In the World Cup, Germany trounced Brazil 7-1, the worst defeat in Brazil’s history. Now Germany will proceed to the finals, and the Brazilian team will enter the witness protection program.
After a plane was grounded in Wyoming, the pilot bought pizza for all of the passengers. And for the passengers in first class, the pilot ordered steak and lobster.
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