He sits at the bar to order a drink and as he does this the Lizard says to the man "Hello there". The man is astonished by this, he says to the barman "That's amazing how much will you sell him for?". The barman replies "£5000". The man writes a cheque out and takes the lizard home. A man further down the bar says to the barman "Why did you sell the Lizard you could make more from TV appearances". The barman replies "The Lizard can't talk the Iguana's a ventrillioquist"
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