A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes after....."Da-ad...."
"What?" dad said.
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT?!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
Submitted by Curtis
edited by calamjo
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