Kangaroo Jokes

Kangaroo Jokes

Trick


Think of a number from 1 to 10


Multiply tha...

Arline Quotes


'Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it's warm,...

The Texan


A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a...

This is supposedly a true story from a recent...


This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...

Kangaphant


What do you get when you cross an elephant and...

Connecting with Celebrities


Weird, but allegedly true, celebrity encounter...

What do you call a lazy baby...


What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouc...

Never been with a woman...


An American woman of 40 wants to get married, ...

JUMP ROPE


WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SNAKE WITH A KA...

They make 'em big in Texas


A Texan lands in Sydney for the Olympics, and ...

A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...


A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bart...

Aussie Flight Sim


This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...

This is supposedly a true


This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...

Kangaroo Lover


An American woman of 40 wants to get married, ...

Johnny and the Bus Driver


Little Johnny was in the school bus on the way...

Freaky Test


Think of a number between 1 and 10
Multiply i...

Gotta Tie?

A man's car broke down in the middle of the Nul...

Snake and a Kangaroo

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a...

Kangaroo and a Sheep

Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo an...

Question and Answer Animal Jokes

I know this isn't too funny, but it's one of th...

Kangakes

What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?

IHOP!

A Couple of Animal Jokes

Two kangaroos were living in a zoo pen with a 2...

Kanga

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga ...

An Example of Human Stupidity

Everybody knows about the kangaroo, the tall ma...