My fav Aussie joke: An Aussie Virgin
A 40-year-old woman wants to get married, but s...
Kangaroo Jokes
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!!
What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
What did the kangaroo say when her baby was mis...
Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was ...
What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
What did the kangaroo say when her baby was mis...
Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was ...
A kangaroo walks into a bar.
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. ...
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, b...
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less th...
Teacher: What's this a picture of ?
Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don'...
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kan...
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kanga...
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a ...
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian...
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.I'm worried about my husband, doctor, she said.
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting roo...
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a ...
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mo...
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 li...
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraff...
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference ...
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at...
Over-Caffeinated Kangaroo
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
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Kanga
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Act...
Lazy kangaroo
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch...