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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of co...
Kangaroo Jokes
Can a kangaroo jump higher then a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
My Jokes
1.Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of c...
Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck ...
What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?
They both can't ride a bike.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State building can't jump.
Why did the kangaroo think the chef at the mall (who specialized in making eel soup) was talking to him?
Because the chef had just opened a fresh shipme...
What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
I had an Australian "Kangaroo" beer the other day
It was too hoppy!
-Greg Hahn
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Probably an award or something. I mean, that w...
Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?
It was a wannabe wallaby!
Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?
Because it was a kangaroo court.
Animal jokes for kids
Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.
My TV thinks it's a kangaroo...
It just won't stop channel hopping.
A kangaroo walks into a bar
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. ...
TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch.
Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore.
I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat!
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all...
Why did the Chinese kangaroo turn red?
Because it was making a Great Leap Forward.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over australia
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle
A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...app...
What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?
A WOOLY JUMPER :)
Kangaroo can jump higher than a house
Mostly because houses can't jump