What would you call a grasshopper that was unsure of himself?
Insect-ure.
You're welcome.
Insect Jokes
What do you call an uncertain insect today?
A May bee.
What insect is the Wood Ant related to?
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.
HMM before HMM
We are in the stickiest situation since sticky ...
Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?
He was lack toes and toddler ant
A flying insect exploded in my kitchen
... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs.
a journalist question to a Rabbit
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q...
Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?
He's already got a Thor Axe.
Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?
Mosqui-toes.
What's the difference between a Mosque and a Mosquito?
One is an Islamic house of worship, and the oth...
Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
One is a blood sucking parasite, and the other ...
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
An insect just came into my living room and exploded.
It was a Jihadi long legs
Have you heard of the insect that's killing thousands of people each year?
Pretty dangerous, the Hepatitis B
A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded.
I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.
An old man goes to sea world (a crankd87 original)
One day an old man walks into sea world all by ...
Do you know what really bugs me?
Insect puns
What insect would Richard Simmons be?
Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
What is a Christians Favorite Insect?
The Praying Mantis