Insect Jokes

Insect Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World? "Lice" Why? ...

Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

I flying insect just flew into my house and exploded!

I think it was a Jihaddy long legs

How Jews cry wolf

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of cof...

THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the...

A one-liner based on what happened to me at work.

An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feelin...

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training...

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

What do you get if you cross an insect and a da...

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning...

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning...

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man...

What do you call an amorous insect?

What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

What happened to the man who turned into an ins...

How do you start an insect race ?

How do you start an insect race ? One, two, fle...

What is the most faithful insect ?

What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once...

What insect runs away from everything ?

What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger wi...

What is the most religious insect ?

What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

What insect lives on nothing ?

What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because ...

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a mo...

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect f...