Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Horse

A horse walked into a bar.
The barman said,
"...

A Blonde Rancher

A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only ha...

Blonde and a Horse

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even ...

Cowboy Riding Into Town

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon...

Pull!

A man had just got his car stuck in a mudhole d...

Crazy Advertisements!

Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here ar...

Mistakes in Publication

The following were actually published,

-Incl...

Horse

Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her po...

Christmas Gifts

There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cr...

Horse's Favourite

What is a horse's favourite Shakepearean play?
...

Horseback riding

Joe: Hi Jack. How did you like horseback riding...

Still Horse

I found a way to make a horse stand perfectly s...

Dizzy Definitions

Acquaintance: A person you know well enough to...

6th Grade Stupidity

The following were answers provided by 6th grad...

Jack Schitt

Many people are at a loss for a response when s...

The King's Prisoners

A king is sentencing his prisoners. The first p...

The Old Cowhand Came Riding Into Town...

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,...

Adds Shoud Bee Proof-Read...

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made...

This is a REAL Compilation of GCSE Results!

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and t...

The Horse

George W. Bush was invited to visit the Queen o...

Depressed Man

There was once a very depressed man that went t...

Friday

There was a guy he had to deliver a package to ...

Jail Horse

What do you call a horse that escaped from jail...

Circle Flies

As governor, Bush got to act ceremonially as a ...

Mike Howe

A rancher walked up to the window at the post o...