Goose Jokes

Goose Jokes

A priest was in charge of Sunday School

The kids wanted to play duck, duck, goose. The ...

A Cow Rolls Again

How did the cow eat grass?
Without knowing wher...

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

UK Community mourns goose killed in Drive By Shooting (Long and not funny)

Residents of Sandon Essex were devastated upon ...

Literary alcohol puns

I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyo...

A Farmer buys 2 Chickens

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop t...

How do you get down from an Elephant?

You don't, you get down from a Goose.

A funny Russian joke that I probably won't translate well

Some guy is walking a goose on a leash in the m...

Christmas cake recipe

**Required Ingredients:**

* 1 cup of water

* ...

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

You get a lot of sheet.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You dont. You get down off a goose.

The Farmer and the Widow

(Got forwarded this from a co-worker)

A farmer...

The farmer and the goose go to the movies.

So this farmer goes to the movies with his favo...

Is it possible to turn a goose into snake?

Sure, you just have to marry her

What you don't want to hear over the PA system.


1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain...