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Pedantic Jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident....

What happens when...

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you get...

A handful of sheet.

Top 10 Party...

10. Sag! You're it! 9. Pin the toupee on the bald guy. 8. 20 questions...

A little boy gets...

A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The...

What DOESN'T...

A Krismas goose.

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Warning Signs...

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors...