What happens when you goose a ghost?
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Goose Jokes
What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?
A Krismas goose.
An out of state traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm.
Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was...
What do you get when you run over geese?
Goose bumps
"Talk to me, Goose," Tom Cruise crackled over the radio.
"Squawk." Goose replied before nose diving into...
A goose walks into a cafe.
He says, "I want a burger, fries, and coke.
P...
apropos for this week
In the year 1806, a well-dressed man in his twe...
A husband gets home after playing golf.....
And his wife asks how it went to which he repli...
How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?
He had *bean stalking* her.
A man is on his way to the movie theater
When a goose starts following him. He gets to t...
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet.
The farmer and the old lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to...
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a goose.
How can you tell if your goose is depressed?
It's feeling down.
Never underestimate old ladies.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop ...
You met him in prison.
You met him in prison. During your initial cons...
You met him in prison.
You met him in prison. During your initial cons...
What is the definition of a goose ?
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal t...
Mike and Pat went hunting.
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goo...