Residents of Sandon Essex were devastated upon hearing ill news regarding their beloved Town Goose. Early Sunday morning, the Goose, properly named Agatha, had been shot eleven times in a drive by shooting. Towns Folk carried on to social media to share loving stories of their time with the town goose. Almost all of the Villagers gathered near the gooses favorite lake, and sang her favorite songs as she was lowered into the ground the properly rest. Police have very little to say on the matter. They suspect some form of Fowl play, but are being very reclusive on any major details.
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